Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Copied from Suemamma's blog!

Thank you Suemamma for letting me copy these quotes.for those intereted in visiting her blog it is http://mtwardhafamily.blogspot.com/.I'm going to link her anyway.These quotes were too cute to ignore

Grandkids: Ya Gotta Love 'Em!

After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that"?

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When my grandson, Billy, and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."

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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No, said another,"he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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Our five-year-old grandson couldn't wait to tell his grandfather about the movie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea." The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed. In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted, "Mark! "What caused the submarine to sink"? With a look of incredulity Mark replied, "Grampa, it was the 20,000 leaks!!"

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I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and she was always correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"

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Mommy Test

I was out walking with my four-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why"? my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff"?

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "All Moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"Oh, I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the Daddy"?

"Exactly!" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

19 comments:

passerby55 said...

some good quotes...

Preeta, you are going to miss your grandchild ones you return to india.

I guess A woman ones a Mother always remains one whether a MOM or Grandmom.

LOL..Not only in Egypt all over we have so many MUMMIES.

i think it is more learning/teaching when a mom, but the same is all fun when Grandmom.

NOW i read somewhere:
Grandchildren are gifts from GOD for not killing your own children.

HUGSSS grandmom

Archana Bahuguna said...

I loved the "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the Daddy" the most :-).

Usha said...

cccccccute....
and then they grow up!
How unfair!!
Thank you...

itchingtowrite said...

how cute. kids can be really funny. omce my brother was trying to search for eyes at the back of my mom's head as she had once said to him that don't try to be naughty when I am not looking as I have eyes at the back of my head too!!

The Kid said...

is this some kind of clan for mommies ??

You should realize that you also get male visitors... and undermining the male intellect is absolutely unacceptable. Just kidding!

Cute ones!

Loved the flashlight!

ishita said...

first trip here:)...and i so loved reading this! Thanks for sharing:)

Has to be me said...

LOL! They r all just sooooooo cute! Esp the last one on he dad....its just brilliant! :)))

Balaji said...

:-)

Hip Grandma said...

passerby55:you're right I am going miss both my grandkids when I get back.the older one was taught to call me 'amma'and she says 'aama' in american style!I regularly talk over the phone.the younger one is just 3.5 mths old and yet makes us dance to her tunes.

archana:yes,that was a good quote.They don't understand that being a dad is easier.

usha:they were so cute that I could not just keep them to myself.

ITW:How cute!only kids can come up with such things.

pratap:This has nothing to do with mommies.you're most welcome.My son would cry 'foul' if I underestimated people like you.

ishita:welcome and thanx.glad you liked them.

has to be me:you must be hearing such quotes first hand.Why don't you share them?

balaji:nice weren't they? :-)))

Hip Grandma said...
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hillgrandmom said...

yes, aren't grandkids fun?

Madura said...

I started giggling loud with the mosquitos coming with the flash lights and I burst out laughing at the becoming Daddy part!
Really cool ones!

Hip Grandma said...

hillgmom:yeah!I agree.100%

madura:good quotes they were.I had to hijack them

Neers said...

oh my god!!! so goddamn cute!! :)
loved the last one!!

thanks Granny ;) for all the encouragement... i really appreciate it! :)

shruti said...

what a lovely and funny jokes..
i just cant stop myself from laughing..

the mad momma said...

Wow! I am impressed by the profile... reminds me of my mom... she is not yet 50 and while she doesnt blog she does do a lot of other cool stuff...
way to go hgmom!!

R.E.B.E.L said...

wow.. the last one was the cutest.. My mom would be soooo happy on reading that one :-D

Hip Grandma said...

neers:glad you liked them.my pleasure.

Shruti:yes,really cute ones.

the mad momma:welcome to my blogspace.say hi! to your mom from me.

r.e.b.e.l:we shud all pass on these quotes to as many as possible.they're so cute.

visithra said...

They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

- hehehe this was hillarious love d it - kids are such delights