Thursday, February 01, 2007

Enjoy this

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention
law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
grease,yournose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
yu had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



starry said...

I can really relate to the qUE THING, ALMOST ALWAYS happens especially if you are in a grocery store and wanting to get through soon,the moment you change lines the other will start moving.good to see you back.

passerby55 said...

the second one holds true for me. It always happens with me.

When my kid was a kid(many years agO)..we often visited my friend together. She would ask my son will have some bournvita, I would immediately say he never touches that. I am so tired,trying to convince him to drink a glass at home.

and what happens, he says YEs to her, she offers, and he drinks it to the last drop...duh!

You tell her he misbehaves, and he behaves in fornt o fher as the best child under the sky!

Mahadevan said...

'The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach' - this is almost like an algorithm. I had an hearty laugh till tears dropped down due to the excess of the laughter.

Itchingtowrite said...

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!
always happens with my computer in office
queue thing happens to me always

Gauri said...

Oh - I agree with the "Rule of the Coffee" - more than 100%.

That's when my little boy would remember to wake up and claim "his" share of "my time".

So it is not just the boss ..... :-))

Has to be me said...

LOL! Read this b4 as a fwd.

Artnavy said...

funny forward

am awaiting your own post...

All Smiles!! said...

Good One!! :)

Hip Grandma said...

Lalitha:Queues can frustrate you really!

passerby:I've had my share of embarassment regarding children too.I was against buying dolls for my daughters and they would invariably ask for dolls as gifts when my mom or sister turned up.

MAHADEVAN:you are right and the the intensity increases when you are entertaining a formal group.

ITW:My old comp was giving a lot of trouble.I called a technician and behaved like an obedient child.He took away Rs.150/-and the comp started behaving funny once more.Now I hear that it is working fine at the new owner's place.I only hope my hubby doesn't hear it.


gouri:Who said that children were not bosses??

has to be me:Oh is it>My brother sent it to me.

artnavy:Yeah it is funny.BTW I am thoroughly enjoying 'The Prophet'.

rajitha:thanks.weren't they good??